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Omg. lol Hillary!!!!

(Source: spacialrebel, via whedonkulous)

“You’re a trophy wife? .. what contest in hell did I win.”

I’m absolutely dead.

(Source: creaturedreams)

Omg. THISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHIS!!!!!

(Source: babyminaj, via cosmeticated)

Every time I see this, I laugh so hard I hurt afterwards.Every. fucking. time.

Every time I see this, I laugh so hard I hurt afterwards.
Every. fucking. time.

(Source: crystalmeowth, via nordababy)

You guys, omg.

It’s almost 4am and I’ve been at Hillary’s since around 9pm yesterday.
We just started playing this free app on her family’s LG TV and we’re so addicted, she’s trying to buy the fucking $5 membership. lmao
I love my best friend, dude.
We’re so retarded.
It’s like, this scavenger hunt game (similar to I Spy) and the fact that her and I sat our 19 and 20 year old asses on the floor right in front of the tv screen and began shouting and pointing wildly at hidden objects just brings so much joy to my day.

BA-FUCKING-HAAAAAAAAAAA.

Fuck everyone else.

I wish I was Rihanna. That way, pants could just be an optional thing.
– My 16 year old brother.
He’s a politician. It’s like being a hooker. You can’t be one unless you can pretend to like people while you’re fucking them.
– Shitmydadsays

Omg. lol Hillary!!!!

(Source: spacialrebel, via whedonkulous)

“You’re a trophy wife? .. what contest in hell did I win.”

I’m absolutely dead.

(Source: creaturedreams)

Omg. THISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHIS!!!!!

(Source: babyminaj, via cosmeticated)

Every time I see this, I laugh so hard I hurt afterwards.Every. fucking. time.

Every time I see this, I laugh so hard I hurt afterwards.
Every. fucking. time.

(Source: crystalmeowth, via nordababy)

You guys, omg.

It’s almost 4am and I’ve been at Hillary’s since around 9pm yesterday.
We just started playing this free app on her family’s LG TV and we’re so addicted, she’s trying to buy the fucking $5 membership. lmao
I love my best friend, dude.
We’re so retarded.
It’s like, this scavenger hunt game (similar to I Spy) and the fact that her and I sat our 19 and 20 year old asses on the floor right in front of the tv screen and began shouting and pointing wildly at hidden objects just brings so much joy to my day.

BA-FUCKING-HAAAAAAAAAAA.

Fuck everyone else.

Don’t Fuck With an English Teacher





OMG. That gif. LMAOOOOOOOO.

I wish I was Rihanna. That way, pants could just be an optional thing.
– My 16 year old brother.
BAHAH wut.

BAHAH wut.

(via electricjasmine)

He’s a politician. It’s like being a hooker. You can’t be one unless you can pretend to like people while you’re fucking them.
– Shitmydadsays



(Source: narcotic, via hey-143)

This gif just makes me laugh every time.
You guys, omg.
Don’t Fuck With an English Teacher
"I wish I was Rihanna. That way, pants could just be an optional thing."
"He’s a politician. It’s like being a hooker. You can’t be one unless you can pretend to like people while you’re fucking them."

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