May 2013
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Sometimes, you piss me off but let’s be honest with ourselves: After 5 years, I’m still crazy about you.
May 24th
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mattg124: datscutee: dontworrybekarl: best office moment ever hands down basically just explains the office all together If I ever have an office.. I want it to be just like this. Nobody will work ever. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I ABSOLUTELY CAN NOT
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May 8th
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Expectations: Using the person next to you as a pillow.
Reality: Using the pillow next to you as a person.
May 7th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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β€Ž1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
May 3rd
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April 2013
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m4rkh0ppusss: m4rkh0ppusss: blakebaggott: You have to listen to and reblog this today. THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING I WATCHED IT WHEN IT FIRST WAS POSTED OMFG THEY’RE SO CUTE CAN I BE THEM PLEASE reblogging again bc perfΒ  Omfg. πŸ˜πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—
Apr 21st
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teamvifire asked: How are you doing on your challenge?
Apr 12th
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Thought I'd update my sweet followers on what's...
Life is SO good, guys! Moving to Seattle at the end of June to be closer to my best friend and love of my life, Niles, while he finishes his last year in the US Army. I have two beautiful friends Amber and Jessica who bring endless joy to my life every single day. Attentive, patient, considerate, devoted, and honest women who are the BEES KNEES. So blessed to have you both (: I am also starting my...
Apr 12th
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March 2013
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Mar 8th
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Mar 8th
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February 2013
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January 2013
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